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Everything posted by Nayrlladnar

  1. Movie Lines you Love

    Avi's Colleague: London? Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
  2. Activision and COD... I hope this doesnt come...

    Yeah... Fuck that! The game will no doubt cost $60 when it retails... The whole nickle and dime shit is getting old. I can understand new maps. Sometimes you can't fit everything into the game before launch... but to systematically develop DLC for the sole intent of it being DLC and charging exorbitantly for it is disgusting.
  3. Movie Lines you Love

    Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags? Jacob: He's my son. Seth: Yeah, how's that happen? You don't look Japanese. Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese. Seth: Oh, ooh, well excuse me all to hell. Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please? Richie: Uhh... sure. Kate: Are you okay? Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory. From Dusk Till Dawn was a great movie... shame it spawned a couple of shitty direct to disc sequels.
  4. Movie Lines you Love

    Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
  5. Movie Lines you Love

    Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead TAGer in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead TAGer Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead TAGer Storage?!? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead TAGers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
  6. Movie Lines you Love

    Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know... Marty DiBergi: A salesman? Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me. Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter. Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do. Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-... Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up. Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that? Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?
  7. Tribe 1

    OK OK, who's got the conch? I've got something to say... I don't mean to break the 4th wall or anything, but WTF are we supposed to be doing? I'm not sure I understand.
  8. Five Letters...

    You Extremely Kicked Ass Tonight. P O G U L
  9. Five Letters...

    Occasionally, Women Love Jizz Blasts. V A G I N
  10. Another new guy

    Welcome to TAG!
  11. Left 4 Dead More friends needed

    when's good for you?
  12. Left 4 Dead More friends needed

    I picked it up.
  13. Five Letters...

    Ladies Love Average Sized Balls Z I R P Y
  14. Left 4 Dead More friends needed

    I may get this today. If so, I will definitely be up for some MP.
  15. Ghostbusters game

    You am am? :s1029: Meh... I'll probably pass. Being broke has a natural way of limiting my new gaming endeavors.
  16. Five Letters...

    February Really Pricks Jacob's Ass. V B C D E
  17. Five Letters...

    Usually, Readers Feel My Originality. H A L F Y
  18. Hands down, when I think of high school, I can't help but have Californication running through my head. I must have listened to that CD a million times through my junior and senior year. It was a great CD from beginning to end and I have a lot of positive memories associated with it. What about you guys?
  19. Five Letters...

    Eventually All People Love Pie. G U X R O
  20. Five Letters...

    Originally, Louisiana Had No Accountability. V U I F S
  21. May I please have access to The Naughty Place? -bats eyelashes-

  22. Five Letters...

    How Powerful Do You Oscillate? W E I R D
  23. E3 2009: Booth Babes

    Call me when you post AVN 2009 booth babes.
  24. Hey man... I was looking back on some of my old posts and realized something. You were the very first person to welcome me to TAG. lol Just thought I'd share.

  25. New iphone 3G S to Launch June 19th

    $500+ for a phone is a bit much, as great as the iPhone is.